Office by Alex Penny
ha i use to say that all the time.
ME :“this is how i pick up guys” *i’d make a silly face or something*
*my friend looks at me funny*
ME: “this is why i’m single” lol
(via teenagerposts)
<3
(Source: lovequotesrus)
“I overheard my live-in boyfriend, Tom, telling his brother that I was just a ‘starter girlfriend’ and our relationship would be good practice for when he’s ready to get serious with someone. On our seven-month anniversary a few nights later, I invited Tom’s brother and his fiancée over for dinner. After we ate, I gave Tom three big, wrapped boxes. When he opened them, he found a mini sports car in the first one and a plastic dollhouse in the second. From the third, he pulled out a note that read ‘Before tonight, you just had a starter girlfriend. But now that you have a starter car and a starter house, it looks like it’s time to start the real thing…without me. You have one week to get out.’” -Olivia, 29
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/advice/confessions/seven-month-send-offit is always awkward when a friend tells you how he has been trying to hangout with your boyfriend for the past week and asking you if you know where he has been, and you have to inform them that you don’t know because he is not your boyfriend anymore.
